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| Me: | God can I ask you a question? |
|---|---|
| God: | Sure |
| Me: | Promise you won't get mad |
| God: | I promise |
| Me: | Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today? |
| God: | What do you mean? |
| Me: | Well, I woke up late, |
| God: | Yes |
| Me: | My car took forever to start, |
| God: | Okay |
| Me: | at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait, |
| God: | Huummmm... |
| Me: | On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call..... |
| God: | All right |
| Me: | And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that? |
| God: | Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that. |
| Me (humbled): | OH |
| GOD: | I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road. |
| Me (ashamed)......... | |
| God: | The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work. |
| Me (embarrasses): | Ok |
| God: | Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered. |
| Me (softly): | I see God |
| God: | Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark. |
| Me: | I'm sorry God |
| God: | Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad. |
| Me: | I will trust you |
| God: | And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan. |
| Me: | I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today. |
| God: | You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children...... |
| God knows what he does. |
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